Dr.Magoo is in....

**the real magoo** · November 29th, 2001, 12:48 PM

I had good sex last night,and i have a good cup of coffee now...

how can I help you today?

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my nigga

**SantaDee** · November 29th, 2001, 12:51 PM

I want to know, are those protein shake thingies you drink, are they tasty?

I am thinking of maybe converting to your healthshake diet, but I dont wanna be drinkin stuff that tastes icky.

Please help Dr. Magoo

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~Santa is gonna come in a pick up truck!!!~

**the real magoo** · November 29th, 2001, 12:59 PM

I like them,If you doll them up they are good.However, you don't need any kind of shake,bar,pill,powder to loose weight I just like extra protein.

You look good girl,but if ya wanna loose a little any diet works ya just have to find what works for you and you can stick too.

remember girls water,water,water!

next

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my nigga

**SantaDee** · November 29th, 2001, 01:02 PM

I kinda just want to start eating healthier stuff...and your shakes dealies sounded kinda interesting. I think I might give em a whirl smile

Thank you for the water reminder..I am feeling a bit dehydrated this morning.

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~Santa is gonna come in a pick up truck!!!~

**Sofa** · November 29th, 2001, 01:04 PM

Dr. Magoo, sofa here.

My problem is that I seem to be holding alot of resentment and revenge tactics on the inside, I have fantasies of ruining other's lives and laughing when things fail. What should I do about these feelings and what do I do with the snot that's running down my throat when I can't do the farmer's "crrrrrph" thing but yet I can't quite swallow it down?

**Yoddleinapeartree** · November 29th, 2001, 01:06 PM

I um dreamt I knew a guy that was shaving his legs because he delivered newspapers but he did not shave around the ankle area and the hair at the ankles was growing over his feet.

What do ya think that means?

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I broke Boomchick in, yeah well somebody had to do it**

**the real magoo** · November 29th, 2001, 01:17 PM

Sofa,well hun it's very normal to have feeling like this,we all do.Just remember this behavior we only make you feel better temporarily.It's best to work through these feelings and get past them.

now for your snot,in a small pan bring to a boil 2 cups water add finely choped ginger and scallions.Simmer and strain the chunks then add a tea bag.Drink up!

Yoddle,you really should stop eating lil debbies before you go to bed.It's obvious the man is growing the hair to keep his feet warm while he rides his bike around delivering news paper.

next

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my nigga

**Santa's 3rd Ho'** · November 29th, 2001, 01:19 PM

Dr. Magoo,

My problem is I simply cannot think of enough clever, edgy, funny and irreverent things to say on this board. I feel so inadequate, and it is spilling over into my sex life. Last night I made my husband call me Sofa. He was baffled, and couuld manage nothing more than "Sofie". This made me angry, so we stopped, pre-ejaculate. What can I do?

Signed

Dry in Denver

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Hee Haw Motherfuckers Lets Rock!

**the real magoo** · November 29th, 2001, 01:25 PM

dear dry,first your gonna need to buy hubby a "happy sock".Second it's ok,just sit back enjoy this place we call happy shiney and it will all come in time.We can't all be like Sofa!

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my nigga